
One point eight million dollars per week for your show "Two and a Half Men."
HOLY SHIT!
You are a funny sumbitch! I can't believe you trashed THAT paycheck.
CHARLIE! What the fuck were you thinking? Have you invested well? I mean, how are you going to continue with the conga line of porking porn queens if you are not bringing in the big bucks from the show?
I am beginning to see a disturbing pattern in Hollywood...
Anyway, I have to be honest, I like Charlie Sheen. I like Mel Gibson, too. I mean, shit, I like them because they are who they are. Some people don't like them for that very reason.